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Welcome to hell. The current King of Hell goes by the name Madeline and is hella weird. 16~Ace/Panrom~F?

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

ladyloveandjustice:

this is the best possible way this episode could have ended god bless.

imaginegravityfalls:

just psat things 

kawaiisquatch:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

kawaiisquatch:

yet—another—url:

awwww-cute:

People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes

That cat swallows souls

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SMALLVILLE
The longest-running superhero series in television history made its debut back on October 16, 2001, on the WB with 8.4 million viewers.
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

Things were so different… ( X )

fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

orevet:

ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

I’m just picturing this from the bees’ point of view and it’s simultaneously hilarious and horrifying

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"