Welcome to hell. The current King of Hell goes by the name Madeline and is hella weird. 16~Ace/Panrom~F?
(my dad walks into a room where I am crying)
Dad: Aww, sweety. What's wrong?
Me (in between sobs): HOW DO I KNOW LOVE IS REAL WHEN ALL OF OUR SOCIAL RELATIONS ARE COMMODIFIED UNDER CAPITALISM?
Dad: um . . . . uh (pats back, bemused)
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Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Me: "I fuck girls."